Tyler Perry’s New Role: Captain Save A — Holy Movie What a Controversy with Kim Kardashian! | What’s Up with that Brother?

In an attempt to save a — movie — create a controversy.

Monologue: Kim Kardashian inspires youth so put her in a movie opposite the sister of the guy with whom she did a sex tape following her marriage/divorce in hopes that Kim will learn faith and forgiveness and the power of God and quadruple the revenue of a good gospel audience.  End scene. Fade to black. Not black.  Fade to green.  Money money money.

Now that’s how you set a scene. By George I think he’s got it. Tyler Perry wants a piece of the rock. And by rock we mean — well you know what we mean. This hyped up controversy with Kim Kardashian might be the most semi-original idea Tyler Perry has had in a long time.

As Phaedra Parks once said (yes quoted directly from the book of Parks a la reality tv.  We are talking about reality stars right?) “Every sinner has a future and every saint has a past.”

Except God don’t like ugly, even when you try to use a sinner. Have not enough folks pimped Kim Kardashians? Is that why Perry’s plan is falling apart or is it?

Was Hollywood a little worried and said hey bruh let’s kick it up a notch. Did Perry hear the voice of HOLLYWOOD dangling the carrot of additional screens if he could beef up the cast of The Marriage Counselor starring Jurnee Smolett, Lance Gross, Robbie Jones, Brandy, Ella Joyce, and Vanessa Williams?

Beef it up he did  — with Kim Kardashian.  No sooner than obviously planned, headlines started to roll.  Then necks are started to roll. Then the choir began to sing louder until a full on controversy was born. A controversy aided by Kardashian’s wedding with divorce sequel and sex tape prequel.

We know this because here comes another long winded woe-is-me email update from Perry himself about how unfair the movie making business continues to be even for the top grossing.  This time he points an anointed finger at his audience for not understanding.  Sounds like Tyler Perry wants everyone to show up with their prayer cloths and help captain save a — holy movie.  Check the excerpt below:

About two months ago, long before I even heard about Kim’s marriage or divorce, I was trying to finish up the casting. I said to one of my producers, “who else is out there that young people are looking up to?” One of my producers showed me pictures that his daughter had taken of several hundred kids lined up around the corner to get into a Kardashian store. They wanted to meet Kim. I thought, what better person! She literally has millions of young people following her. I thought and still do think, that it would be very responsible of her to be a part of this film. To have the young people that look up to her, see her in a film that is about, what happens in life when you make the wrong choices. Whether you’re aware of it or not, to be honest with you I wasn’t, millions of young people adore her and are following her every move. If one of those young people see this film and find the strength to live a better life and not go through what these characters went through in this movie, then we have all done what I feel I’m being led to do here. I hope you understand. I really do!

And lastly, because I believe that my films speak from the inside out, why wouldn’t Kim Kardashian be invited into a film about Faith, Forgiveness and the healing power of God?  What is wrong with that?? Buzz More

Well “two months ago” was about 60 days and the Kardashian marriage only lasted 72.  Just two months ago America was still waiting for the Kardashian wedding to air in all of its television grandeur.

Clearly the couple was already having problems. But the show must go on and it did with a divorce sequel in the making.  Tyler Perry might want to check his producer.  Really? What parents are lining up kids to see the Kardashian women?  Stop the madness. But I bet Kardashian’s audience is full of semi saints.

People are not buying his explanation, so Tyler needs try some other fiction.  If fans are throwing HATE that means they highly anticipate the error.  When haters surface, you’ve made an error.  That said, let me share our new motto on HATING (Highly Anticipate The Error Now #Giveitup!) Since I’m trying to be a good almost-darned-near-semi-saved-Sunday-going-to-church-scripture-quoting-christian, I had to change it up from (Highly Anticipate the Error Negro #GoAway!)

Yalanda Lattimore, Follow on twitter @DryerBuzz

Tyler Perry should just tell fans it’s business not personal.  Audiences can respect that. I hope.  After all, fans go to other movies and drop $60 million dollars a week and question no one about ish.

I know fans are not going to let Kim Kardashian keep them from supporting Jurnee Smolett, Lance Gross, Robbie Jones, Brandy, Ella Joyce, and Vanessa Williams. I’ll be there opening weekend.  However, a diss is still a diss and what ever Kardashian is bringing to the table, I hope it gets him IN!

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